HOW TO MAKE A HOTE: THE RECIPE

YOU'LL NEED:

-Crushed Ice

-CHEAP Red Wine (Something dry, preferably. Syrah, maybe? Dont pay more than $10 for a bottle)

-Pepsi (Gotta be Pepsi)

DIRECTIONS:

Pour the ice in a pint glass.

Pour the wine over the ice (As much as you'd like. You're getting drunk, right? Like a little more than you'd have in a big glass of wine).

Pour the Pepsi over the wine/ice combo SLOWLY. Add Pepsi until it starts fizzing - the fizzing is when you know there's enough Pepsi.

That's it! You're drinking a hote!