UberEats Releases List Of Odd Requests From Customers

Think you have a difficult, specific order? Think again. Some of these HAVE to be jokes.

UberEats has revealed some...odd requests from users and the results did not dissapoint.

Enjoy!

  • "This is my boyfriend’s Valentine's gift. It would be amazing if you could play ‘Africa’ by Toto when you deliver the donuts. You don't have to play the whole thing, really just the chorus.”

  • “I just live for sauce, I hate dry food! Can I please have six dipping sides of ranch and six dipping sides of honey mustard each for my sandwich?”

  • “Please send all sandwich parts separately. I will put together myself.”

  • “We like our food extremely spicy. Got a $20 dollar tip for everyone if you make the spaghetti and lasagna spicy as (s-it) and say it when you deliver the food. You know, so I know it’s real. Thanks, guys.”

  • “Please also send 13 containers of Ranch Dressing.”

  • “Can you leave instructions for me instead? Do you recommend closing both eyes with each bite and daydreaming about beach parties in Goa?”

  • “Bacon extra extra extra crispy; if you try to bend the bacon and it breaks then it is perfect! Just short of burned is another good way to describe it.”

  • “Your tacos are so good!!! Returning customer. Can you please add the spiciest hot sauce you have on it, I like it spicy!!!! So don't be afraid to add it. Is it the green spice salsa??? --- thank you!!!! Oh and P.S. do you have a piece of a lime you can add on the side?”

  • “Extra NOODLES EXTRA NOODLES Extra NOODLES extra NOODLES Extra NOODLES EXTRA NOODLES.”

  • “Please let the protein gods bestow my platter with as much meat as possible. Heaps and heaps like the mountains of the Himalayas. And through the valleys and streams, an extra scoop of rice -- to nurture the young landscape.”

-Jess

via USAToday