WATCH: Dude fights off FOUR robbers with a HUGE BONG!
Weapon of choice... AND GO! If you worked at a sports store?! Baseball Bat! If you worked at an adult toy store?! DILDO! If you worked at a cannabis dispensary?! HUGE BONG!
HUGE BONG worked in this case! Watch as store clerk wields a BONG to fed off the robbers. At one point the clerk is just standing there waiting for them to do something. Seconds later he gets a recycle bin to the head. Which doesn't stop the clerk as he rushes the robbers out the door. SUCCESS!