WATCH: Michael Myers Vs Jason Voorhees... Finally!

I watched this last night, and y'know what? It's pretty killer. It's a fan film called "Michael Vs Jason: Evil Emerges", and if you're a horror dork, it's big time cat nip. And now, time for the March To 300 Words! Lasagna, birds nest, automobile, mobile phone, tire iron, fondue pot, remote control, doughnut, Beavis. There, that's 300.