Which Is Worse??

Jeans Edition: 

I can't decide. These are both horrible...but apparently both popular sooooooo...

WHICH IS WORSE?

The first pair will run you a tab of $425.00 on sale at Nordstrom. They call them 'Barracuda Straight Leg Jeans' and they are already worn in AND dirty for you because they are covered in...wait for it...FAKE MUD.

Main Image - PRPS Barracuda Straight Leg Jeans via (Nordstrom)

Are they worse than these?

The second pair comes from Topshop, and they're a little cheaper at only $100!!! This could be because the 'Moto Clear Plastic Straight Leg Jeans' are completely useless and 100% SEE-THROUGH. 
  "These out-of-the-ordinary clear plastic jeans guaranteed to get people talking."

(Image via Top Shop)
Ok guys...WHICH IS WORSE?

-Jess