320 Pound Guy Hides Machete In Rolls Of Fat
A 320 pound Memphis man, who has a reputation for masturbating in public at a bus station, recently stunned police when he managed to sneak a 24-inch machete through a metal detector at the police station.
30 year old Freddrick Johnson was arrested at a bus station and brought to the police station. As he passed through a metal detector, he was found to be in possession of two folding knives, a taser and multiple bags containing imitation narcotics.
As a secondary pat-down was being conducted, an officer detected a hard object protruding near his crotch. Johnson tried to convince the officer that it was his penis, but the officer was suspicious. It turned out to be a two-foot machete that he'd concealed under a very large fold of belly fat. It even got past the metal detector.
In addition to the initial charges of aggravated trespassing, he's also facing a felony count of introducing contraband into a penal institution.