WATCH: JOEY CHESTNUT POLISHES OFF OVER 400 CHICKEN WINGS
I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings! I never seen a man eat so man chicken wings! Now I'm singing that damn song from the South Park movie. If you don't know what I'm talking about, I'll link it below.
The first video is all about your food-champ Joey Chesnut. Not only can he crush hotdogs every single 4th of July on Coney Island. He also isn't shy when it comes to taking down a round of chicken wings. 413 in 12 hours to be exact. An eating marathon... I am not worthy!
And as promised, here is the "What Would Brian Boitano Do?" song from the South Park Movie (1996)
"No Brian! Those chicken wings are really spicy! Don't eat those!"