Celebrity Gossip: Amy Schumer, Chris Pratt, Jenna Dewan and More!

AMY SCHUMER EXPLAINS WHY MEGHAN MARKLE IS HER NEMESIS: Amy Schumer opened up to InStyle magazine about her pregnancy and her new clothing line, Le Cloud. In a video accompanying the editorial, she shared the finer points of not giving "a sh** about what anybody thinks," and why Meghan Markle is her "nemesis.""So maybe I'm feeling competitive, like, 'Oh, Meghan looks better than me and she has a tiny small bump and she's wearing high heels, and I already look 10 months pregnant and I've been wearing flats for the last four years.'" But then, she remembers "nobody really cares about me because they only really care about themselves." CHRIS PRATT AND KATHERINE SCHWARZENEGGER BRING PDA TO DISNEY: It was definitely the happiest place in the world for Chris Pratt and his girlfriend Katherine Schwarzenegger at Disneyland on Sunday, December 2nd. The pair were accompanied by Pratt’s 6-year-old son Jack, whom he shares with his ex Anna Farris. The trio was all smiles all day, and into the night as they took in the famous fireworks show from a private balcony. JENNA DEWAN CELEBRATES BIRTHDAY: Jenna Dewan rang in her 38th birthday Monday, and took the opportunity to post a little Insta-inspiration. "You have made very deep promises between your Soul and your Self. Now is the time to carve your place into the memory of this planet earth and serve this promise," the quote, written by Yogi Bhajan, read. "May your journey complete its way to your destiny. And may you understand the preciousness of your own life." She seems to be living her best life, despite her recent split from Channing Tatum after eight years of marriage. She recently moved on with Steve Kazee, 43, who recently Insta-flirted with her, writing, "Swooooooooon," next to the World of Dance host’s recent selfie. MERYL STREEP CAN’T WATCH HER OLD FILMS: The very films that made her career are too painful for her to watch, Meryl Streep reveals. The 69-year-old was discussing her iconic films at the annual Montclair Film fundraiser in New Jersey, where she and Stephen Colbert, 54, were being honored. "I’ll come upon a movie I’m in, and I’m very young and very beautiful. But I was so unhappy," she said, according to Vanity Fair. "I thought my nose was too big, I thought I was fat. Because these are things that people tell you." PARIS HILTON TOASTS THE SIMPLE LIFE’S 15thANNIVERSARY: Paris Hilton is feeling nostalgic. She took to Instagram Monday to celebrate the 15-year-anniversary of her memorable TV show, the Simple Life. The show documented her and former BFF Nicole Richie’s hijinks. "Happy 15 Year Anniversary to #TheSimpleLife," she wrote in the caption. "Loves it! So many fun, amazing & hilarious memories with Nicole. Love that this show is so timeless & iconic. And that it has brought so much happiness and laughter to people around the world. And the #Legend Tinkerbell who I love & miss very much. #TheOGs."