- I grew up in a small town in the middle of nowhere called Cannington. It smells funny there.
- I firmly believe Chuck Taylors are the only pair of shoes you will ever need.
- I loves me a good craft beer.
- I'm a huge fan of Against Me!.
- I have a habit of losing my shirt in moshpits.
- I'm a pretty big fan of boobs.
- One time I ate nothing but pizza for two weeks straight.
- I have a sweet beard. You should grow one too.
- I once had a dream my cat could talk, but all it did was tell me to start saving for retirement
- I belong to a secret society dedicated to finding the best chicken wing in Kingston
- Comments sections and the worst thing on the internet. The Reply All button is the second worst.
- “A favourite quote is a weird thing to put here.” – Riley Jabour, 2015