I Bet Border Security People See All Sorts of Weird Things

I've had some fun conversations at border crossings. And I dare say most of the border crossing agents have been real good to deal with. They have a job to do and we need to let them do it.  Answer the questions simply and you're usually good to go.

I wonder now, are they going to start asking 'do you have any fruit, food, or dead bodies in the car?'

Bizarre. I'm not sure that option would even have crossed my mind.