Which New Monopoly Piece Should You Choose?

Monopoly, the best way to teach your kids how to invest money and then lose it all because Capitalism always wins, has announced three new games pieces!

 

 

I took the liberty to explain it all on-air:

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Disclaimer: the piece you choose doesn't actually reflect anything about you. The amount of fun you have playing Monopoly is based on your own discretion. The opinion reflected in this article was a joke.

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xoxo Andy