Dude News: April 4th, 2017

The Ten Girls You’ll Meet In Calgary Bars

…this is just an excellent list, the kind that you need to survive as a single in a city like Calgary. It’s the ten girls you’ll definitely meet in Calgary, and I’ve dated at least 4/10. Have a look: https://goo.gl/1TY1U0

Gerry’s Computer Went All Nic Cage Yesterday

…yesterday was like any other Monday. We rolled into work and Gerry had technical difficulties with his computer. You’ve gotta understand, that’s something that happens literally every day. But yesterday was different. It wasn’t an expired password, or Ger browsing blocked websites and getting flagged on a company computer. Yesterday, every image on his Internet browser was Nicholas Cage. Here’s what happened: https://goo.gl/sQbNRq

This Beer Dinner In Kensington Is Gonna Be SWEET

…if you’re looking to take a girl on a killer date and crush some delicious beers simultaneously, I’ve got your back. This Thursday I’m hitting a beer dinner at Brasserie in Kensington, and there’s still tickets available! 

McG Returns To NYC

…and finally, wanna love Conor McGregor just a little bit more? Peep this video of him cornering a fellow Irish fighter a coupe of weeks ago: