Dude News: August 18th, 2017

The Super Troopers 2 Release Date Is Perfect.

…sure, it’s not great news that we’ve gotta wait till next year for Super Troopers 2. Footnote: you realize that means it’ll have been 17 years since the original when we finally receive the second instalment, right? Crazy. Anyway, there’s some good news here. They’ve picked literally the perfect release date for the movie: https://goo.gl/HxSRCr

Fried Chicken Beer, BECAUSE AMERICA.

…this beer is so America, it’s downright uncanny. Forgive that terrible pun, I already regret it. But seriously, am I the only one intrigued by the thought of this fried chicken beer?

Jagr’s On Tinder, To Get A Contract

…we’re not far away from NHL training camps, and Jaromir Jagr still doesn’t have a contract, nor an invite to try out for one. So, the Internet is attempting to intervene. How? By making him a Tinder profile, of course: https://goo.gl/gVdbG2

The Winnie the Pooh Dance Track You Didn’t Know You Needed

…and finally, this came up in Alan Cross’ blog the other and it’s just so WTF that I can’t help but share it. An EDM song made with Winnie the Pooh samples?