Dude News: January 24th, 2017

The Hottest Cop Ever? Probably.

…I think we’re all very aware that cops are much like us; they’ve got personal lives. Much like you and I, they have free time spend on things like recreational sports, families and friends, and hobbies. So I suppose it shouldn’t be too surprising that THIS cop spends part of her time as a lingerie model, huh? Have a look: https://goo.gl/3yeIPw

Trump’s Sweet Life Just Got Sweeter

…Donald Trump’s life got a whole lot sweeter on Friday. In fact, this week he starts enjoying all sorts of perks that come with being President, including a private bowling alley, a crazy presidential limo, and his own personal on-call dentist: https://goo.gl/NMDBlR

What Happens To Yordano Ventura’s Contract?

…awful story from the weekend, as 25 year old MLB pitcher Yordano Ventura passed away in a car accident. What happens to the money he had remaining on his contract? That depends on the toxicology report, apparently: https://goo.gl/jShr4A

Look, It’s Real Life Mario!

…and finally, meet the (somewhat unlikely) voice of Super Mari