Dude News: January 31st, 2017

Seinfeld Park? 

…boy, I didn’t know we needed it, but thank God we finally have it. The Seinfeld/Linkin Park mashup that no one asked for, which will both thrill you and make you wonder if we need a full album of this nonsense:

A New Hitman Game Today!

…if you need a new video game in your life, ponder acquiring the new Hitman game today, which is an interesting release. They’re calling it the first season, because they released the different levels as episodes over the last year or so, online. Now, you can buy a hard copy of all of them, and it looks pretty slick: https://goo.gl/LdRDGl

Brooklyn Is Done With The Islanders

…the New York Islanders are on the verge of being homeless this morning. The Barclays Centre doesn’t want ‘em anymore, and from the sounds of it they shouldn’t wanna be there either. It’s a mess: https://goo.gl/4nJgje

Marshawn Lynch Is In Houston For Super Bowl…Sort Of.

…and finally, some genius marketing by Skittles, sending Marshawn Lynch to Houston (the one in Scotland) to drum up some excitement for Super Bowl…on a bike: