Dude News: January 6th, 2017

PornHub Has Documented Canada’s XXX Habits

…l’m not sure if you should be surprised that the folks at PornHub track your habits on their site. Some of the results are actually really interesting, including what happens to Canadian porn habits during the NHL playoffs, what device(s) Canadians use to browse dirty stuff, and what words we search most often: http://www.pornhub.com/insights/pornhub-canada

Sweden Has Perfected The Shower Beer

…this is genius. A Swedish brewery has made the perfect shower beer. It’s 10% strong, but drinkable in three sips. Perfect for your pre-game shower! https://goo.gl/mXSqYF

Orlando City FC’s Perfect Tribute To Pulse Shooting Victims

…Orlando’s got a new Major League Soccer franchise, and they’ve made an incredibly classy gesture to the victims of the Pulse Nightclub shooting this past summer:

The official unveil. #OrlandoUnited pic.twitter.com/YDAcmx9z5N

— Orlando City SC (@OrlandoCitySC) January 4, 2017

Why Papa_Het_ Quit Instagram

…and finally, here’s why James Hetfield abandoned his social media accounts…because he tried to be a “cool dad” and realized that was a waste of time: