Dude News: January 9th, 2017

Super Nintendo Air Jordans?!

…no offence to you and/or your footwear game, but maybe it’s time you took it up a notch. You know, considering that Super Nintendo Air Jordans are officially a real thing: https://goo.gl/uV5bnR

A BeerFest With METAL!

…two of my favourite things, heavy metal and beer. And at long last, they’re under the same roof! Granted, it’s in Pennsylvania, but a beer festival headlined by heavy metal bands? Man, that could work anywhere: https://goo.gl/K4m75l

Smash Mouth Just Wants Someone To Fight With

…don’t look now, but Smash Mouth are trying to pick a fight with Draymond Green of the Golden State Warriors: http://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2017/01/07/smash-mouth-trying-start-beef-draymond-green

You may remember Smash Mouth from having only one hit, nearly twenty years ago. Or, from trying to pick a fight with the Oakland A’s a few months ago: http://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2016/10/29/smash-mouth-oakland-athletics-twitter-beef

If nothing else, Smash Mouth still exists for the purpose of not making you and I feel so bad about our lives. Sure, we’ve got problems, but we’re not 40-something one-hit-wonder dudes continually looking for a scrap:

You’re never as sad as Smash Mouth. Remember that.

This Might Be The Cheapest Cheap Shot Ever

…and finally, here’s some of the worst sportsmanship you’ll ever see anywhere, ever. A guy pretends to touch gloves with his opponent before their MMA bout, and then smashes him in the face: