Dude News: July 14th, 2017
The World’s Largest SuperSoaker Is A Need This Weekend, Not A Want.
…we’ll start with the video instead of closing the blog with it today, because what could possibly be more pressing than what I’m about to show you? +27 today and +32 on deck for tomorrow, there’s never been a greater need for this, the world’s largest Super Soaker:
Sammy Sosa Looks…Nothing Like You Remember
…if it’s been a while since you followed up on former baseball slugger Sammy Sosa, make sure you’re sitting down before clicking this next link. Sammy’s looking…uhh…different. And by that, I mean he’s had some really strange skin procedures done, as a part of going bat sh*t (great pun, no?) crazy in life after baseball. So, he now looks less like Sammy Sosa and more like a giant bottle of Pepto Bismol: https://goo.gl/HEpEZF
Here’s how Old Is Too Old For The Club
…science has decided to give us another answer to another question no one was really asking. Here’s what age you’re officially too old to be in the club at: https://goo.gl/FF9n1X
Yes, Scott Stapp and Kid Rock Were In A Sex Tape.
…and finally, this great tweet from yesterday:
Fun fact: If elected, Kid Rock would be the first U.S. senator to appear in a sex tape with the lead singer of Creed— Ben Jacobs (@Bencjacobs) July 12, 2017
And, the back story, in case you weren’t aware that Scott Stapp and Kid Rock were in a sex tape together: https://goo.gl/VzNPw2