Dude News: June 4th, 2018
PLEASE Don’t Bring Your Firearm On The Dance Floor.
…first, a cautionary tale. This is a warning you should heed all 365 days of the year, but is of special importance heading into wedding season, where you’ll likely be doing a lot of dancing. So please, as you hit the dance floor, leave your firearm behind, ok?
This @FBI agent was dancing at a Denver bar on Saturday night. Did a back flip, gun falls. He picks it up and a round is fired, hitting a man (he’ll be ok.) @DenverPolice investigating. #9News pic.twitter.com/MwV1WpNzAQ— Ryan Haarer (@RyanHaarer) June 3, 2018
Now, to expand on this public service announcement. What’s the secret to good wedding dancing this summer? Ne-Yo is here to help you out. “What’s a Ne-Yo?”, you’re likely asking. Ne-Yo would be an authority on a subject like dancing, dude.
And the right kind of dancing could absolutely charm that cute bridesmaid at a wedding this summer. So, get to reading Ne-Yo’s tips for wedding dancing, pronto: https://goo.gl/7AAKjF
A Vegas Brothel Wants To Throw A Big Stanley Cup Celebration
…the Vegas Golden Knights are far from done, as they took the time to remind everyone yesterday.
We’d like to solve the puzzle pic.twitter.com/zljENgbxrx— Vegas Golden Knights (@GoldenKnights) June 3, 2018
And, a Nevada brothel is offering up a pretty insane party for those Golden Knights, if they can come back and win that Stanley Cup: https://goo.gl/tF8orQ
Vegas gonna Vegas.
Sonic’s Getting A Movie
…and finally, a Sonic the Hedgehog movie? I don’t know if that’s something anyone’s been craving. But, we’re getting one: https://goo.gl/e77cci
Personally, I think we should be focusing our efforts on a Mario Kart motion picture.