Dude News: June 6th, 2018

Meat Candles!

…there’s good and bad news this morning, friends. We mentioned these on Monday’s show, at long last, meat candles are a thing. A1 Sauce is to thank, with “Burger”, “BBQ”, and the basic “Meat” as scent options.

Now, the problem? These things sold right out, really friggin’ quick: https://goo.gl/dJgUqx

The good news? I’ve long thought that “Mandles” would make an excellent accessory for dudes, candles patterned after the favourites scents of men around the world. The rampant demand for these meat-scented candles proves my point, and means this could/should be a popular thing going forward. Picture it, a world that includes candle fragrances like “Golf Course Stoagie”, “Airport Beer”, or “Lap Dance”. Dare to dream, friends. 

Make sure you sign up to bring these meat scents back, HERE: https://goo.gl/Voebsz

Here’s All Of The New Sh*t On Your iPhone Update

…as mentioned in yesterday’s blog, a bunch of new emojis landed on your iPhone yesterday. But that’s just the tip of the iceberg. There’s a bunch of new sh*t in the latest iOS rollout, including Group Facetime, multiplayer augmented reality, a better Do Not Disturb mode, and “Memojis”: https://goo.gl/CFsrzD

Bryz In Vegas For The Cup Finals

…and finally, with the NHL taking ANOTHER two day break, here’s something to tide you over until Game 5 tomorrow night. Ilya Bryzgalov, in Las Vegas,covering the Stanley Cup Finals. Bryz really is like a fine wine, only getting better with age.