Dude News: March 15th, 2017

Metallica Just Added Another Opener…And He’s Awesome.

…Metallica’s added another opener to their summer tour, the one we could be sending you to Denver/Edmonton to see. This one’s a little different than the rock/metal acts already booked; Avenged Sevenfold, Volbeat, and Gojira. This one’s a former Beastie Boy that’ll help warm up the stadiums, and fill the time between opening acts: https://goo.gl/euJRof

And just in case you were worried Mike might not be up to the task:

There’s A Secret Tinder You And I Can’t Get At

…I know we’ve spent the past few months being afraid of cyber hacking and the Russians that are (often) behind it. But dammit, what I wouldn’t give for the services of a Russian hacker right now. You see, there’s a “secret” Tinder out there, a part that you and I can’t get to, because we’re not rich or famous. I’m actually not making this up. It’s called Tinder Select, and if you’re good at computers, please help me get in here: https://goo.gl/moukX0

Manny Ramirez’s Sushi Contract

…what’s Manny Ramirez doing now? Maybe you were womdering, maybe you weren’t, either way the answer is funny. Manny’s in Japan, playing baseball, where his contract gets him unlimited sushi. Seriously: https://goo.gl/ldH7GP

6 Sleeps til Chappelle’s On Netflix!

…and finally, Dave Chappelle lands on Netflix next week, so here’s another trailer, this one with a few punchlines. I’m stoked!