Dude News: May 16th, 2018
Brace Yourselves, Meat Fest Is Coming.
…how good is Brewery and the Beast? This year, it’s on my Mom’s birthday. Yesterday, I called Mom to tell her that I’m not going to be able to make it to her birthday. What’s Brewery and the Beast? An all-inclusive meat and beer party, so don’t make any plans for August 19th, ok? And get your tickets, this thing always sells out: https://goo.gl/Vapjis
The Next Hipster Music Trend Is Just The Worst
…get your eyeballs ready to roll at this next piece of news. The next big hipster trend? So painfully hipster. They’re calling it “the new vinyl”, and apparently, it’s how the “cool” kids will be listening to their music very soon: https://goo.gl/7z9Zcp
It’s A Girl, Dammit.
…and finally, here’s probably (definitely) the worst gender reveal ever. Not only because he swung and missed, but also because of how thoroughly disappointed Dad seems to be about the fact he's having a daughter.
the worst gender reveal ever?? pic.twitter.com/W6UJFTZfje— theCHIVE (@theCHIVE) May 14, 2018