Dude News: October 28th, 2016

Clown Porn Proves Embrace The Clown Is Working!

…oh man, maybe we’ve actually made some progress with our Embrace The Clown movement. A major online porn authority has purchased Clown Sex dot com, proving that clown love is very much alive! https://goo.gl/YXH56P

Here’s The New MacBook!

…Apple’s new MacBook(s) look pretty sweet, and if your existing laptop is due for an upgrade like mine, this might be the one to nab. Here’s what we know: https://goo.gl/0QsjIW

Blink & Green Day’s Christmas Plans

…Blink 182 and Green Day are going to play a co-headlining Christmas show? WHAT YEAR IS IT?! https://goo.gl/X4abxo

But seriously, please make this a full blown tour next year.

RIP, Vine.

…and finally, Twitter decided to fire 9% of its staff yesterday, and get rid of Vine: https://goo.gl/AWVSS3

So, let’s take a moment to remember the greatest Vine of all time:

And here’s a few others, too: https://goo.gl/lCZvBS