LOOK: Yes, You Can Now Get A Johnny Hockey Suit!


Johnny Hockey…Suits?

How about Johnny Gaudreau, all grown up! He just landed an endorsement deal with RW & Co, meaning you’ll be able to get your mitts on a Johnny Hockey suit: http://bit.ly/2jT9lO2

Maybe we start calling him “John Hockey” now? Feels like he’s grown up right in front of our eyes.

The Dog Ordered The Porn, I Swear

I’m not totally sure what the pet punishment protocol is in a situation like this. You get your cable bill, and see that a bunch of XXX videos were ordered on your account. But who ordered the porn? The dog. And yes, you’re stuck with the bill: http://bit.ly/2lBBqtD

A CPS vs Civilian Scooter Race!

And finally, if you haven’t seen this video of a cop racing some dude in an electric scooter showdown, it’s just great. Cool to see CPS having fun while keeping us safe.