Meet "Pee" and "Poo", The Mascots Who Are Teaching Vancouver What To Flush!

Meet Pee & Poo.

I didn’t make this up.

It’s gonna sound like I did, and yes, I think I’ve got a pretty vivid imagination. But even I couldn’t have dreamt up something this ridiculous. The new mascots for Metro Vancouver’s campaign to help the city’s residents know what they can/can’t flush down a toilet? 

Pee and Poo. 

Those are their real names. And yes, they look every bit as ridiculous as their names:

What a time to be alive. 

Oh, and if you think I'm going to skip this pun opportunity, you're wrong. 

Surely they could've had a brainstorm, and flushed out some better ideas, no?

OK, moving along..

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And finally, this trailer for the JRR Tolkien movie looks pretty sweet.

It’s a shame his family isn’t stoked on the flick: