Hack Of The Night : How to craft a makeshift oil lamp

Hopefully you're never stranded in the woods.. Maybe you'll just think that this sounds like a fun little craft idea that you can do around the house.  Obviously be super careful when you're dealing with fire in any sense.  Look at what happened to Michael Jackson... Or Jason Voorhies for that matter.  All Jason wanted to do was take care of some pesky folks that he thought needed dealing with, and boom, suddenly he's on fire.  Don't you worry about ol JV though, fire doesn't slow him down for long.  Anyways, if you're looking to craft your own makeshift oil lamp, try this.. 

See.. he'll be fine..