Hack Of The Night : How to make the BEST scrambled eggs

I'm not much of an egg-head.  Is that what people who enjoy eating eggs call themselves?  If not, they should!  For example, I like fancy shoes, and to some I'd be called a sneaker-head.  I don't eat sneakers, but I do know someone who tried to eat their own shoe after losing a bet.  Ok, this food talk is now making me hungry.  Not for some scrambled eggs though..  But if this tickels your fancy, here's a hack to make those puppies better than they've ever been..