Hack Of The Night : Something to help with paper cuts

Having a look at the picture that I chose for this post really quickly made me do a double-take.  I promise that's a finger..  Paper cuts!  They're the worst.  How is it that something so small can cause such pain?  It's like when you have a hangnail and even the slightest bit of pressure makes you feel it all the way up to your shoulder.  If you do get a paper cut and want to get rid of the pain immediately, all you have to do is check your pockets, becaues you might have the remedy with you already.