Hack of the Night : Used as mix, this cola will get you drunk faster

You might be using this to keep the calories low, but it's actually making you drunk faster.  Before we go on, I don't have to say that you need to add booze to the mix right?  We all understand that just drinking this won't get you intoxicated right?  Ok good.  Also, obviously, always drink responsibly!  And try not to be a jerk when you're drunk.  You stop being fun when you get too drunk and your friends don't really want to say anything because they don't want to hurt your feelings.  But we probably don't know each other very well so I feel like I'm probably helping out here..  Ok, moving on..

Btw, the explanation..  Sugar slows down the absorption of alcohol from the stomach to the bloodstream, so with less sugar in the cola, the booze absorbs into your bloodstream faster.  Again, drink responsibly!