Just The Facts : Growing a beard is making you healthier

For some reason, having a ridiculously huge beard has become a thing these days.  I get it if you're a lumberjack, or you work out in the bush, or spend a majority of your life outside.  But, come on, if you're a barista at a coffee shop, or a customer service worker of some kind, do you really need a gigantic beard?  Personally, if someone has a great big Santa Claus beard for no reason other than to have it, I find it hard to take anything you say seriously.  This says that it's making you healthier, but I've also heard that it can harm your health because of all of the gunk and bacteria that gets trapped in there.  If you do have a big ridiculous beard and hate everything I've just said, you're going to love this..