Just The Facts : There are 4 types of drunks

They say there are 4 different kinds of drunks, and for the most part this is true.  They didn't include the girl who goes from screaming and hugging her friends to crying and franticly texting her ex.  Or the guy who is the life of the party and suddenly disappears with no trace.  Personally, I go from a Hemingway to a Mary Poppins to sleeping.. Which one are you?