Just The Facts : Why no one should ever play Jesus on-screen ever..

Remember the show Person of Interest, where Jim Caviezel played "the man in the suit", and he always talked super quiet, and you constantly had to turn up your TV because you could never understand what he was saying?..  Well even if you didn't, it was super annoying.  Great show, but that was annoying.  Turns out the Lord might have been upset with him as well, because when he played Jesus in The Passion of the Christ, things didn't go so well for him.