Blake Shelton Describes How He Looks Naked

Blake Shelton has revealed what he looks like naked.

This year’s controversial choice for People’s Sexiest Man Alive told the magazine he generally walks around the house in a T-shirt and long Air Jordan shorts.

Going au naturel at home isn’t an option.

“No! Oh Christ, I wouldn’t do that to anybody,” Shelton said. “I wouldn’t want my dog to have to see me naked.”

Shelton proceeded to paint a picture of what his naked body looks like.

“It’s like half melted, vanilla ice cream with little hairs stuck to it,” he explained.

Shelton also said he doesn’t manscape.

“No! I don’t want people to stare at my body so badly that I have to remove hair from it,” he said. “Just saying that out loud is a little ridiculous, isn’t it?”