Imagine being Madonna. Now imagine someone not believing that you are Madonna.
The pop icon took to social media on Tuesday to throw FedEx under the truck.
“When you’ve been arguing with fed-ex all week that you really are Madonna and they still won’t release your package,” the singer captioned a photo in which she is bespectacled and disgruntled.
Of course, it’s Madonna, so she finished off with “#bitchplease.”
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The company was quick to respond, with “Julie” from @FedExHelp tweeting: “I would like to help. Please DM your delivery address, tracking & phone numbers.”
How many of us would love to have Madonna’s phone numbers?