This is a song about you every time you go to the bar.
This was BY FAR the WORST date I've ever been on.
The lesson to be learned here is NEVER swipe right on your exes. Ever.
AKA - don't do it.
THIS ONE I TAKE FULL BLAME FOR #CouldveBeenTheOne
Some people take Tinder super seriously... John is one of those people. Don't be like John.