This guy just loved beans... but apparently his stomach couldn't handle it.
This was COMPLETELY my bad... I thought he bailed, and I got wasted. Oops.
This is a song about you every time you go to the bar.
This was BY FAR the WORST date I've ever been on.
The lesson to be learned here is NEVER swipe right on your exes. Ever.
AKA - don't do it.