I.Con The Worlds First Smart Condom!!
YES this is an actual thing!!
there's a smart condom which is essentially a FitBit for LOOOOOOOOVE.
According to the preorder page, the ring will answer questions such as:
- What's my thrust velocity?
- How fast are my thrusts?
- How many calories did that sesh just burn?
- How many times did I just have sex?
- What's the average skin temperature of my... eggplant?
- What's my girth?
- How many different positions did I just conquer?
hahaha it keeps a charge for 8 hours this is very weird