I.Con The Worlds First Smart Condom!!

YES this is an actual thing!!
there's a smart condom which is essentially a FitBit for LOOOOOOOOVE. 

According to the preorder page, the ring will answer questions such as:

  • What's my thrust velocity?
  • How fast are my thrusts?
  • How many calories did that sesh just burn?
  • How many times did I just have sex?
  • What's the average skin temperature of my... eggplant?
  • What's my girth?
  • How many different positions did I just conquer?

    hahaha it keeps a charge for 8 hours this is very weird