Would You Hire Someone To Cry At Your Funeral?
Would you hire someone to cry at your funeral? There probably nothing more sad than NO ONE SAD at your funeral.
IN WALKS SYLVESTER MOSS
It’s this guy who is a "professional mourner", and you can see the original post on our Facebook page
Below are the "Summer Special" prices:
1. Normal crying $50
2. Bahamian hollering $100
3. Crying and rolling on the ground $150
4. Crying and threatening to jump into the grave $200
5. Crying and actually jumping in the grave $1000
Inbox me for bookings
Best part was he commented on our post and said he does weddings and others funerals too!!!
Sure, $1000 is steep. But when you consider this man will JUMP IN A LITERAL GRAVE for that price, that's not a bad deal. What better way to usher someone into the beyond than with a crying stranger jumping into their grave????
I thought Angie made a good point on our page though, how do you know he shows up at your funeral?
Moss' post has been shared over 130,000 times since he posted it last Wednesday.