SCIENCE: Shopping Brings Better Highs Than Sex

Who needs boys when you have clothes?

According to some *surprising* new research, shopping is as good for you mentally as having sex.

The physiological effects of shopping on the human brain are outstanding according to the mind-tech experts at MyndPlay.

Gamma brainwaves are the secret, which were seen to trigger higher levels of creativity and extreme pleasure compared to GETTING IT ON.

Don't believe me? Read more HERE

*IN THE WORDS OF KELLY*