The Top Ten Things Parents Miss from Before They Had Kids

The Top Ten Things Parents Miss from Before They Had Kids

The top things parents miss about not having kids include being lazy on the weekend . . . having a clean house . . . spending money without feeling guilty . . . taking a bath without being interrupted . . . and getting a full night's sleep more often.

TOP 10

1. Getting to be lazy on the weekend.
2. A clean and tidy house.
3. Total peace and quiet while you're watching TV.
4. Getting to leave the house whenever you want, without worrying about a babysitter.
5. Spending money without worrying about your budget so much.
6. Taking a shower or bath without being interrupted.
7. Date nights.
8. Going to the bathroom without being interrupted.
9. Being able to take a vacation any time of year, not just in the summer.
10. Getting a good night's sleep more often.

A few HONOURABLE MENTIONS...going out with friends more often . . . not being asked "WHY" all the time . . . watching R-rated movies . . . the freedom to swear whenever you want to . . . the luxury of doing nothing when you're hung over ..