This Ice Cream Has Hot Dogs in It Because We're In Hell
In case you missed it, the other day French's announced a mustard flavoured ice cream which is ALREADY an abomination.
Apparently that wasn't all we deserved because Oscar Meyer Hot Dogs had a rebuttal. I hate it so much. Here it is:
Who eats just mustard @Frenchs? Condiments were made for Oscar Mayer hot dogs. Say hello to the Oscar Mayer Ice Dog Sandwich - 🌭 flavored ice cream, made with our better hot dogs, sandwiched with spicy mustard 🍦. Do you want to try this? Coming in August🔥 #OscarMayerIceCream— Oscar Mayer (@oscarmayer) August 1, 2019
They went on to say that "It’s artisan crafted in small batches made with candied bits of Oscar Mayer Angus Beef Hot Dogs"
"candied bits of Oscar Mayer Angus Beef Hot Dogs"
"candied bits of Beef"
Ice cream is cancelled.
What did we do to deserve this punishment?