This Ice Cream Has Hot Dogs in It Because We're In Hell

Hot Dog Ice Cream

In case you missed it, the other day French's announced a mustard flavoured ice cream which is ALREADY an abomination.

Apparently that wasn't all we deserved because Oscar Meyer Hot Dogs had a rebuttal. I hate it so much. Here it is:

 

They went on to say that "It’s artisan crafted in small batches made with candied bits of Oscar Mayer Angus Beef Hot Dogs"
"candied bits of Oscar Mayer Angus Beef Hot Dogs"
"candied bits of Beef"

Ice cream is cancelled.

What did we do to deserve this punishment?

 

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