Harmonica Thoughts: Who's This Knocking On My Door

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This past Saturday I was surprised by a knocking on my front door. Surprised for I was not expecting vistors. And yet when I answered the door, ready to tell whoever was there to not be there any more, I was surpised to see my friend Jeremy! Surprised you see, because Jeremy until a week ago lived in the city of Halifax, literally on the other side of the country. The occasion was momentous. And therefore I, the most momentous harmonica player in history, just had to have a musical think about the whole occasion. Which you can listen to right here. And new today, if you care to sing along, or even cover it with your own musical prowess, I'm providing the official lyrics to my new song "Who's This Knocking On My Door" Enjoy! I know you will, for I am the best.

-Kier "God's Gift To Mouth Harps" White

 

WHO’S THIS RAPPING ON MY DOOR? I’M NOT EXPECTING COMPANY.

COULD IT BE THE RAVEN WHO QUOTE NEVERMORE?

OR A RELIGIOUS MAN WHO THINKS I’M A LITTLE TOO SATANY?

 

WHY ARE YOU KNOCKING ON MY DOOR I DID NOT ORDER A PIZZA!

IF YOU’RE NOT SELLING GIRL GUIDE COOKIES I’M GOING TO HAVE TO FIGHTYA!

HOW DARE YOU DISTURB MY SLUMBER!

 I’M GOING TO HIT THIS GUY WITH A BIG PIECE OF LUMBER!

 

HOW DARE PEOPLE KNOCK ON MY DOOR WHEN I’M NOT EXPECTING COMPANY!

WHO COULD IT BE? OH WAIT… IS THAT… IS THAT MY EAST COAST FRIEND JEREMEY?

HOLY BOATS! HE’S HERE IN THE FLESH! DIDN’T KNOW YOU WERE COMING BUD WHICH IS WHY MY PITS AREN’T SO FRESH!

I WASN’T EXPECTING COMPANY. BUT NOW I’M CHILLING WITH MY BUDDY JEREMY. WHAT A NICE SURPISE!

BUT I WON’T TELL LIES.

IT WOULD BE EVEN COOLER IF YOU’D SHOWN UP WITH A PIZZA