The Strippermarket DJ 2: Spices and Melons

Well, an entire week has passed since I petitioned for a job as a supermarket DJ. If you missed it last week you can catch up right here. https://www.iheartradio.ca/101-5-the-bear/shows/the-strippermarket-dj-1.13752485

Long story short. In the before times I used to DJ clubs of the strip variety for some extra money on the side. And with all pandemic restrictions on clubs I've been really missing it. Both the money, and fun of playing tunes and yelling at people through a microphone. Well, I'm not done yet. Just because no one wants to employ a strippermarket DJ, doesn't mean I don't still want the job. So here's another demo of how it would sound if the grocery stores in town would just pick up the phone and hire me to get their businesses popping already. 

-Kier "DJ Pork Loin" White