WATCH: Woman Strips Naked Inside Walmart to Prove She Didn't Steal

Waaaaal

Last week, we spoke about the guy who was accused of stealing from a department store... and it turned out his actually just had a huge penis. He proved he wasn't stealing by whipping out the massive shlong. Now this week, we have this:

SOURCE: In a bizarre incident, a woman accused of shoplifting at a Walmart in Mexico City went to the extreme to prove her innocence. She stripped completely naked in the middle of the supermarket as a stunned security guard looked on.