Morning Quickie - What's the weirdest thing you've swallowed?

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Story came to us from India where a man got blackout drunk and woke up the next day with extreme stomach pain. Apparently, in his drunken wisdom, the man had swallowed a 4 inch knife.  Soper and Brown ask the question of HTZ nation: what's the weirdest thing you've swallowed?  Carl has 1 hell of an answer.