Steve [AUDIO]: Literal Santa Claus Is Running For Office

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This is not a drill. The jolly old fat man is officially trying to gain public office. This could be the shakeup the system needs, but what about conflicts of interest? Are we not concerned that a man who has spent his entire career greasing palms might be abusing the power he holds over us all? These are the questions that must be answered.