Steve [AUDIO]: Why Genetically Spliced Monkey Men Are Our Future

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Everyone is talking about this story that scientists have created hybrid monkey-men. Apparently, we're playing god and should shut down the project. Since when does playing god stop us from doing really cool stuff? Carrots would still be purple if we didn't play god! Is there anything more ungodly than a purple carrot? I rest my case.