Whoopee Cushion Disruption
The 2020 Snooker competition in Birmingham this weekend was hijacked by a prankster in the audience who would strategically play an electronic whoopee cushion whenever someone would bend over to shoot. Jerk or evil genius?
Buzzgate
Adam explains to Joey this whole Houston Astros cheating situation and the plot has thickened. Jose Altuve has been seen with a wire on the inside of his jersey that will buzz a certain amount of times to tip him off what the pitcher is throwing. There's a lot of greasy things coming from their dugout...
Dogs Are The Best and Your Cat Will Eat You When You Die
Spotify made a new playlist specifically for dogs to listen to so they won't be sad when you leave the house. When you die, your dog will be sad but at least it will still have the music...a cat doesn't care about the music and can't wait for you to die so it can receive a free buffet.
Old Man Joey's Advice For Being 47
A new study discovered the age we are most miserable is 47.2. We took the time machine to ask old man Joey if this fact is true.
The Machine January 14, 2020
From DJ noises to teacher complaints to Brock Lesnar in the Royal Rumble
Neil Peart Tribute
On today's Morning Show, we played tribute to Neil Peart by each playing our favorite song by Rush and what they meant to us. We discussed the importance of Neil Peart in rock n' roll history, the impact he has had on all drummers and how humble, smart, creative and strong minded he was. Rest In Peace Neil.
Joey chose Subdivisions and Adam chose Freewill.