Steve

Stephen Boyles

Steve spent the last two years living with wildings beyond the wall in northern BC. The winds began to change and he knew it was time to come home to his roots in Southern Ontario. That, and his Bills were starting another season he couldn’t be away from. 

Photo credit: Laura Garbutt

  • Steve [AUDIO]: A Yorkshire Terrier Broke Up A Smuggling Operation

    Vigilante. Protector. Hero. These are just a few of the words used to describe Pepper, the Yorkshire terrier who broke up a contraband gun shipment being funnelled through her neighbourhood. Because Pepper don't take no sh*t from anyone!
  • Steve [AUDIO]: There Has Been A Burrito-Technology Breakthrough

    Finally, the great war of the busted burrito is over, and we have defeated our greatest culinary adversary: tortillas that just weren't up to the job. Our clothing and the interior of our vehicles can finally know peace, and the solution was almost depressingly straightforward.
  • Steve [AUDIO]: Couple Cheats On Each Other With...Each Other

    If you're going to have an affair, which you should never do, well, at the very least don't screw it up. That's what both members of a couple are learning the hard after going behind each others back only to discover the person they were cheating with was the person they were cheating on. Geniuses. Whats that song about Pina Coladas or whatever?
  • Steve [AUDIO]: Our Glorious Potholes Are Under Attack

    It's a trend that been sweeping across North America and it's only a matter of time before it strikes here: vigilante road repair men. They're shaking their asphalt left and right, trying to fix up our streets. It's unacceptable. Those holes are a part of who we are, our identity, just like the ones in our underwear; and we should never give up on them!
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