LOOK: Wanna Help Australian Wildfire Victims? There's A Sex Toy For That.
We’ve all watched the devastation in Australia unfold over the last few weeks, as wildfires have ravaged much of the country, causing irreparable damage and devastation to the landscape, and wildlife population. 8.4 million hectares of land, scorched. 500 million animals lost. 24 people gone, and thousands of homes decimated. And for many of us, separated from the problem by thousands of kilometres, it’s been hard to know exactly how you can help.
But wait no longer.
All you’ve gotta do this morning? Buy a sex toy. More specifically, this special toy, from Geeky Sex Toys. It’s the "Down-Under Donation Dildo" (what a name!), and 100% of the proceeds are going to relief efforts in Australia.
Our country has been devastated by bushfires & we need your help! 🔥 So that's why we're proud to announce The Down-Under Donation Dildo! 🍆 A new toy where 100% of the profits will be donated directly to the relief efforts 🇦🇺 🐨 https://t.co/CO2z1GIgSa #BushFireCrisisAustralia pic.twitter.com/ZZmcgNqgQj— Geeky Sex Toys (@Geeky_Sex_Toys) January 9, 2020
And before you scoff…well, it’s working, you guys.
Good news, everyone! 👋 We're so proud to announce that we've now surpassed our initial donation goal of $10,000!! 😍 We want to say a HUGE thank you to everyone who has contributed so far, we're so happy to be able to support our country in this way! 💚🇦🇺 https://t.co/3LzYNATKtN pic.twitter.com/o7SWWFuIUU— Geeky Sex Toys (@Geeky_Sex_Toys) January 13, 2020
In the words of Geeky Sex Toys (which has a VERY interesting catalogue of items!),
“buying a sex toy has never felt so good 🍆.“
If you’d like to buy a Down-Under Donation Dildo for the cause, they’re available for your ordering pleasure, HERE: https://geekysextoys.com/product/the-down-under-donation-dildo/?rfsn=2821593.f14c6&subid=88665X1596501X358d2a77de7a508bd0f44c209c0bb785